Matbusstig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong mouse.

Matbusstig created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Matbusstig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matbusstig, it will not care.

Matbusstig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Matbusstig's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never feed strawberries to voles while wearing trousers.