Sasnellist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow lizard.

Sasnellist created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sasnellist, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasnellist, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sasnellist's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sasnellist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing red stockings.

3. You must love Sasnellist.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Sasnellist must be the most important thing in your life.