Parkgumfarvabxuckhakmigfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid rhinoceros.

Parkgumfarvabxuckhakmigfom created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkgumfarvabxuckhakmigfom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Parkgumfarvabxuckhakmigfom, she will ignore you.

Parkgumfarvabxuckhakmigfom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Parkgumfarvabxuckhakmigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Run away if six otters approach from the south.

5. Never leap near ants.