Dinbastjig Vablunlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful fly.

Dinbastjig Vablunlid created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbastjig Vablunlid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinbastjig Vablunlid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dinbastjig Vablunlid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dinbastjig Vablunlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Always wear pink.