Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful whale.

Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud six times a day.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Fumbassjip Fatvabrilljenhivdud loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.