Cidbutnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring narwhal.

Cidbutnutt created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbutnutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbutnutt, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cidbutnutt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cidbutnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cidbutnutt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never talk about whales.