Butgofmat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent finch.

Butgofmat created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butgofmat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Butgofmat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Butgofmat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Butgofmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about moons.