Quagditlin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow toad.

Quagditlin created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Quagditlin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagditlin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quagditlin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quagditlin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed grapes to gulls while wearing rings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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