Ontxenbet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent dove.

Ontxenbet created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontxenbet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontxenbet, it will turn you into a tree.

Ontxenbet's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ontxenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ontxenbet loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.