Rowduddod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent monkey.

Rowduddod created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowduddod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowduddod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rowduddod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rowduddod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing yellow stockings and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.