Cinzedbast is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring chicken.

Cinzedbast created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinzedbast, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinzedbast, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cinzedbast's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cinzedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Hide if five badgers approach from the north.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing yellow skirts.