Didhitjop Mabnabbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless skunk.

Didhitjop Mabnabbaf created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Didhitjop Mabnabbaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didhitjop Mabnabbaf, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Didhitjop Mabnabbaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Didhitjop Mabnabbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of foxes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.