Narnilhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty wren.

Narnilhog created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narnilhog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narnilhog, she will make you grow a tail.

Narnilhog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Narnilhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Narnilhog on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Narnilhog.