Basttigfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying hare.

Basttigfad created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basttigfad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Basttigfad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Basttigfad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Basttigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Basttigfad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.