Dumlarpdan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered hydra.

Dumlarpdan created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumlarpdan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumlarpdan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dumlarpdan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dumlarpdan's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never run in the presence of pigs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Dumlarpdan loves cats, so they must be honoured.