Padmisgun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever tapir.

Padmisgun created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padmisgun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padmisgun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Padmisgun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Padmisgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray tights.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick dolphins.