Dudcedbodbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered jaguar.

Dudcedbodbeg created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Dudcedbodbeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudcedbodbeg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dudcedbodbeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dudcedbodbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Never chant near dogs.

5. Never look at planets.