Gubcenlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident hyena.

Gubcenlarg created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubcenlarg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubcenlarg, she will come to you in dreams.

Gubcenlarg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gubcenlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubcenlarg.

4. You must love Gubcenlarg.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.