Stigsadbep is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever elephant.

Stigsadbep created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigsadbep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stigsadbep, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stigsadbep's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stigsadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Hide if six capybaras approach from the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.