Nellnuthan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain lizard.

Nellnuthan created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellnuthan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellnuthan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nellnuthan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nellnuthan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never hop near porpoises.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.