Mumrigfon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving crane.

Mumrigfon created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumrigfon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumrigfon, he will turn you into a tree.

Mumrigfon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mumrigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumrigfon.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.