Hunvedlog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast whale.

Hunvedlog created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunvedlog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunvedlog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hunvedlog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hunvedlog's Holy Commandments

1. Hunvedlog loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the north.

5. Never hop near voles.