Hunvedlog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast
whale.
Hunvedlog created gold three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hunvedlog, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hunvedlog, it will destroy your home solar system.
Hunvedlog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Hunvedlog's Holy Commandments1. Hunvedlog loves moths, so they must be respected.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never talk about spacetime.
4. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the north.
5. Never hop near voles.