Hugcipponduss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise tortoise.

Hugcipponduss created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugcipponduss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugcipponduss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hugcipponduss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hugcipponduss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugcipponduss.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.