Gemfliscut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong skunk.

Gemfliscut created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gemfliscut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemfliscut, it will remove you from existence.

Gemfliscut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gemfliscut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.