Doghomflan is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable dolphin.
Doghomflan created water three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Doghomflan, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Doghomflan, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Doghomflan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Doghomflan's Holy Commandments
1. Always obey Doghomflan's priests.
2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Do not speak about garlic.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.