Stipsisstragtim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental gerbil.

Stipsisstragtim created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipsisstragtim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipsisstragtim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stipsisstragtim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stipsisstragtim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from mauve great tits for they are unholy.