Lenvigtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured skunk.

Lenvigtarp created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenvigtarp, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lenvigtarp, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lenvigtarp's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lenvigtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near snails.

2. Lenvigtarp loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenvigtarp.