Armsantal is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent whale.

Armsantal created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armsantal, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Armsantal, she will send you a sign.

Armsantal's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Armsantal's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.