Jiglakkab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous wren.

Jiglakkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiglakkab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiglakkab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jiglakkab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jiglakkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing green ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Jiglakkab loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.