Carwodcid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair dog.

Carwodcid created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Carwodcid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carwodcid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Carwodcid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Carwodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.