Ingcisstit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable naga.

Ingcisstit created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingcisstit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ingcisstit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ingcisstit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ingcisstit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ingcisstit loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never mention bats.