Febdussarf is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic sheep.

Febdussarf created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdussarf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febdussarf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Febdussarf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Febdussarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about special relativity near manatees while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

5. You must never eat rice.