Shavaflunappragflabsugzed is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong grasshopper.

Shavaflunappragflabsugzed created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavaflunappragflabsugzed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavaflunappragflabsugzed, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Shavaflunappragflabsugzed's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Shavaflunappragflabsugzed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Shavaflunappragflabsugzed's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Shavaflunappragflabsugzed four times a day.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing orange shorts.