Bodspagsas Sogbatvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable wyvern.

Bodspagsas Sogbatvil created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bodspagsas Sogbatvil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodspagsas Sogbatvil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bodspagsas Sogbatvil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bodspagsas Sogbatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing gray corsets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always pray immersed in water.