Budinggar Vildinlag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Budinggar Vildinlag created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budinggar Vildinlag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budinggar Vildinlag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Budinggar Vildinlag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Budinggar Vildinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never talk about dark matter near moths while wearing black kilts.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.