Yimpidcud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent chinchilla.

Yimpidcud created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpidcud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimpidcud, he will cry a lot.

Yimpidcud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yimpidcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. You must never eat oranges.