Pangjopvon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient faun.

Pangjopvon created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangjopvon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pangjopvon, he will laugh at you.

Pangjopvon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pangjopvon's Holy Commandments

1. Pangjopvon loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Always obey Pangjopvon's priests.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your arms pink.