Hathotrig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able coyote.

Hathotrig created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hathotrig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hathotrig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hathotrig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hathotrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hathotrig.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing blue coats and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Worship no other gods but Hathotrig.