Homlatpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm lizard.

Homlatpin created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlatpin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Homlatpin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Homlatpin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Homlatpin's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homlatpin.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never bounce in holy places.