Jadpighap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving jaguar.

Jadpighap created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jadpighap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadpighap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jadpighap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jadpighap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Jadpighap's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt ducks.