Pitsogdid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest hyena.

Pitsogdid created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitsogdid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pitsogdid, he will turn you into a duck.

Pitsogdid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pitsogdid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pitsogdid on top of all buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt goats.