Gepflabster is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy bear.

Gepflabster created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepflabster, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepflabster, she will turn you into a slug.

Gepflabster's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gepflabster's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.