Nanligwik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing shark.

Nanligwik created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanligwik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanligwik, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nanligwik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nanligwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nanligwik's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Nanligwik loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if six nematodes approach from the north.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.