Sugflapzed is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying finch.

Sugflapzed created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugflapzed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugflapzed, it will send you a sign.

Sugflapzed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sugflapzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Sugflapzed.