Latzenflab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving meerkat.

Latzenflab created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latzenflab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latzenflab, he will send you a sign.

Latzenflab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Latzenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.