Gepboncap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid seal.

Gepboncap created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepboncap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepboncap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gepboncap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gepboncap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the north.

3. Run away if nine whales approach from the west.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not leap in public.