Taf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wren.

Taf created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Taf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Taf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Taf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Taf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Worship no other gods but Taf.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.