Mondagtan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional wolf.

Mondagtan created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondagtan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mondagtan, she will turn you into a frog.

Mondagtan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mondagtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray kilts.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mondagtan.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.