Lopmiggig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional rat.

Lopmiggig created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopmiggig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lopmiggig, it will cry a lot.

Lopmiggig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lopmiggig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing purple skirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Worship no other gods but Lopmiggig.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.