Appbelltip Honyarceb is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient mouse.

Appbelltip Honyarceb created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appbelltip Honyarceb, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Appbelltip Honyarceb, he will turn you into a frog.

Appbelltip Honyarceb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Appbelltip Honyarceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never hop near snails.

4. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.